Crack Is Addictive. thats it.
Dealer: "Well, here you go"
Junkie: "YES, thank you!"
Dealer: "Hey man remember, CIA"
The pleasurable practice of ass fucking to completion; hence - Cum In Ass
Chongo: "So how was your GFE
Mono: "That ho
let me do both the CIA and CIM
to her! I guess you can say I ATM
'd her! You should try it, but be warned, YMMV
The Central Intelligence Agency of the United States, formed in 1947 to conduct foreign intelligence collection, covert action, and counterintelligence operations abroad.
The CIA is also responsible for providing finished intelligence to U.S. policymakers.
(Central Intelligence Agency). An organization designed to report international secrets, foreign time bombs, counterespionage and covert operations (here and overseas). Many suspect they are involved in clandestine conspiraces ranging from UFO
's to 9/11
. (Who's to know? Tenet'll tell you.) They are often thought of as akin to the FBI; though they may have external differences, the CIA~FBI mission relationship does exist similarly regulation-wise with the purpose of national security.
An agent: a trenchcoat with a pocket watch. Usu. seen with manila folders, Italian-tailored shoes and tinted windowed cars. An example of the organization would be Britain's MI6, Israel's Mossad, Russia's FSB/Soviet's KGB.
Central Intelligence Agency. While the FBI
handles domestic affairs and the ATF
burns people in Waco
, the CIA works overseas. Their job is similar to KGB
, and Mossad
But unlike Mossad, the CIA is one of the most fuckup
-prone "intelligence" agency seems to be unable to handle anything without a huge fucking mess.
Story # 1: Iran and the Shah
The nation of Iran after world war 2 was doing fine. There was a moderate, elected president running the country. There was money. There was peace. But he was officialy a socialist
according to the CIA so we went and overthrew him for a dictator called the shah
. This of course pissed the Iranians off, and in the 80's the Ayatollah
started a radical islamic revolution, took our embassy hostage for a year, and America's crisis in the middle east had officialy started.
Story #2: The Bay of Pigs
is a communist. The CIA doesn't like c...
Clits in Action
feminests who go against "the Man"
Im a Part of the C(I)A.
Use this to tell a little bitch to go Cry in a shower.
stfu I hate you!
go cias emo.
C.I.A is an acronym for Cocaine Is Awesome.
"Hey bro, did you call your dealer yet?"
"Yeah, dude. C.I.A."