Top Definition
CGQ
Acronym for Cum Guzzling Queen.
"Toll Booth Willie"

{F1:} "Hi Willie."
{Toll Booth Willie:} "Oh, nice to see ya M'am. Not a bad day, huh?"
{F1:} "Well, I'm a little lost. Could you help me out?
I hear your the best with directions."
{Toll Booth Willie:} "Well I know my way around New England.
I can tell ya that much. So where ya headed?"
{F1:} "Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way
to drive up your ass. You know, if you'd tell me,
I'd appreciate it, you fuckin' prick."
{Drives off}
{Toll Booth Willie:} "You fuckin' bitch! Fuck you!
You forgot to pay the fuckin' toll you dirty whore!
I'll fuckin' drop you with a boot to the fuckin' skull you cum guzzling queen!"
by JonMaker August 18, 2004

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt