Crap Furniture comes in a box and requires home assembly. It is made of cheap materials and is prevalent in apartment living and on-campus dormitories. Crap Furniture typically has a lifespan of only three to four years before self destructing into a pile of sawdust and knock-down fasteners.
Therefore, if a CF member wishes to change branches, they don't have to go through "boot camp" a second time.
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