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See CERN Syndrome. A mental illness characterised by the onset of believing every girl you meet to be a perfect 10, and then trying to seduce them with your eyes. Caused by a severe lack of women, as seen in CERN, and other male-dominated scientific research institutes around the world. Alfred "why is jon staring at that hideously deformed woman?"
Nobel "Shit, hes got CERN goggles, get him out of here" |
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