| 1. | CCHS Bands | ||
|
-Has THE best band director there ever was or will be
-We sometimes forget that he's black -He has superpowers -Has "Mood Shirts" -Dresses like a gentleman -Thinks he has a collegiate band...he's right though... -Has a wife named Tiffany...they love each other...even though they don't PDA...eww glad they don't -We love to hate him and hate to love him -His rehearsals are ridiculous -Says sexual innuendos without realizing it -Anal about everything -Organized a year ahead...no lie -Will do just about anything for his kids -His students are his kids FYI -So many conspiracy theories...it's hard to keep track of them -The only black teacher at our school -NO ONE ever corrects him...I did once...and got made fun of...never again -Plays the clarinet...manly -Is always watching... -When he has a kid, the name will either be "Whittany" or "Tifmore"...lol ...
-Actually...can we call the kid "Whitless???" Do you get it??? -When someone says,"CCHS Bands," they say it with pride -Can show up out of nowhere -Can hear anything...no matter how far away you are -Can make any kid stop in his/her tracks by saying "Hey" -"Compare his baton to mine" (Whitmore's was bigger) -"Hey!!!" The group stops and looks..."Don't move" And he throws a piece of paper at someone -The baseball team is on the marching field..."THIS IS MY FIELD AND THESE ARE MY KIDS NOW MOVE!!!" (They leave) -Football coach came over to see our level of maturity and dedication -He says "All black!!!" for a reason |
|||
