Cock Craving Disorder is a disease that affects most women in there teens to there early 20's.
When Megan walked past Ian she suddenly caught CCD and ripped his pants off and went to town on his cock.
The Confraternity of Christian Doctrine
(its a catholic thing) or "Religious Education"..young people of the catholic church learn about the bible and the catholic church and stuff..like sunday school..it can be on sundays or wednesdays
so what are you doin wednesday night?
oh i hav to go to CCD..
Cock Craving Disorder. Made popular by the film "Cop Out".
Dave: Maybe your wife suffers from that CCD disorder I saw on the news.
Paul Hodges: What's CCD?
Dave: Cock craving disorder! It's where they crave the cock! Any cock! Every cock!
The Confraternity of Christian Doctrine or aka the most boring/waste of a time class you will sit through all week long. Usually on Wednesday nights, class sizes range anywhere from 2-24, can get quite rowdy, and the teachers scream. A lot. Windows may be broken. There are better ways to spend a Wednesday night then with a class of your peers, learning absolutely nothing.
Bob- What are you doing Wednesday night?
Joe- Gunna go waste my time and watch my peers break windows...
Bob- So you're going to CCD...
CCD stands for what is called a "Charge Coupled Device". It is the name for the light sensitive chip in cameras. Most notably cameras with 3CCD are better than just CCD.
Hey dude you see my new tube camera?
Dude that camera is shit, get with the times, this is my new canon XL2 with 3CCD technology.
This is a disease that usually occurs at the age of 15 or 16, especially in the UK during GCSEs. There is no known cure but it usually dies down a bit after that period of time.
However, there are some people who are born with this disease and live their whole life suffering from it. It is, unfortunately, hereditary.
Symptoms include: "FML", more swearing than usual, becoming maniacally depressed at writing with a blue biro, banging head on table, banging head on wall, banging head on any available surface, napping in the afternoon, napping in class, staying up very late in the evenings.
Teen 1: "...and then the homework is in for tomorrow and she hasn't taught us it and there's the coursework and that is fucked up and then..."
Teen 2: "Wow, he's got a bad case of CCD"
Person 1: *banging head against wall* FML. FML. FML.
Person 2: What's wrong?
Person 1: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Person 3: I'd leave her alone, she has CCD
Person 2: *comprehension dawning* oooh
CCD aka Communist China Denies is an acronym where ones self is not able to access certain web pages that are accessable in other countries, such as youtube or facebook in China. As this causes annoyance and frustration it is usually accompanied by an outburst of CCD or COMMUNIST CHINA DENIES!! *rage face*
x: hey, heres a link to a youtube video
y: WTF COMMUNIST CHINA DENIES
y: whats so funny?
x: facebook war
y: what?! srs? show
x: *facebook link*
y: WTF CCD!@!!