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22. CBS
Stands for Chronic Bored-ness Syndrome.Complete and utter boredom. Not yet a proven medical condition but should soon be classified as one. Affects mostly teens. And usually worsens in the months of summer vacation when you have nothing to do. Side affects may include but are not limited to excessively state the words "I'm bored" or long pauses in mid-conversation.
*online conversation among CBS sufferers*
Sk8rKid101:Hey wuts up hows ur summer goin
XxEmoxScreamoxX: heyy...n/m....its ok i guess
Sk8rKid101: mine 2
XxEmoxScreamoxX: thats cool
Sk8rKid101:yeahhh
Sk8rKid101:so............
XxEmoxScreamoxX:............
XxEmoxScreamoxX:im bored :(
Sk8rKid101: yeahh me2
**XxEmoxScreamoxX is away**
Sk8rKid101: Damn it! CBS!
**Sk8rKid101 has signed off**.
1. cbs
A network which lost its purpose in life after canceling the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Cunthead BROADCASTING SUCKERS
by anonymous Aug 11, 2003 add a video
2. CBS
An acronym for "Casual Butt Sex".
Lets have some CBS tonight, I'm not in a rough mood and I'm tired.

I have a lot to do, we can have CBS while I multi-task.

Lets have some group CBS tonight, we can socialize and watch football while we're at it.
3. cbs
stands for 'can't be stuffed'
pronounced: ceebs
used instead of 'c.b.a' (cant be arsed) which is 3 syllables and more effort. cbs is only one :)
mum: empty the dishwater
you: cbs
4. CBS
Quite simply, an acronym for Chronic Bash Syndrome
"you got the CBS big time today"
5. CBS
Constant Bitch Syndrome.
A syndrome that you can get diagnosed with if you bitch constantly.
she has been diagnosed with CBS!!!
6. CBS
An acronym for "Cold Bed Syndrome".

This is the singles' disorder, where one cannot go to sleep unless someone is there next to them.

Cold Bed Syndrome is most common during the first few months of new-found singledom, but is also common among those who have been single for extended periods of time; especially when said single person has many friends who are in relationships.

The contrary to this would be HBS, or "Hot Bed Syndrome", which is most common among those who are in unhappy relationships and would rather lose sleep than to sleep next to their counterpart.
I've had a horrible case of CBS ever since me and the girlfriend broke up.
7. cbs
classy but sexual
Girl 1: I was with this guy last night and he had chanel condoms
Girl: Wow! He sounds so cbs!
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