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5. CBF
Chronic Bitch Face: A condition that causes a person's default face to be that of a bitch. People with this condition appear intimidating and angry most of the time.
1: That girl hates me. She always looks pissed off when I see her.
2: Nah, she just has CBF.
1. cbf
can't be fucked
eg: "i cbf going to work"

can sometimes be used as "can be fucked"
eg: "i'll come around when i cbf"
by ftc May 7, 2003 add a video
2. cbf
A term used frequently out of laziness, it means "can't be fucked" or "couldn't be fucked" and in some cases "can be fucked" depending on the context.

For instance..
"I cbf going to the movies"
would be "can't be fucked"

and..
"I cbf getting up for work yesterday."
would be "couldn't be fucked"

where as..
"I'll go when I cbf"
would be "can be fucked"
Guy 1: CBF is awesome, shaving off a whole 10 letters. It lets me say things like "I cbf getting up" or shorten down on chat even more like.. "I cbf, ttyl".
Guy 2: Yeah, or "I cbf using a condom when fucking your sister."
Guy 1: ...
by XenoX101 Jul 27, 2005 add a video
3. cbf
the ultimate lazyness. people who use this are to lazy to even type "i cant be fucked". its a lazy way of saying that i'm to lazy
person 1: i'm sweating like a fat man after a trip to the fridge"
person2: phht u walk to the fridge. i cbf walking my fridge has been moved next to my computer
by DrUnKeN MoNkEy Jan 3, 2005 add a video
4. cbf
Used by Lazy people who Cant be fucked writing 'Cant be fucked'.
Person: "Hey man, want to come Shoot hoops later?"
Lazy Person: "Nah... i really cbf."
6. CBF
abbr. - Stands for Chump Bitch Face. A derogatory term commonly used as a put down.
Don't you just hate that Joe? I can't stand when he comes around! He is such a CBF!
7. CBF
Co-ordinated Bean Flick - an organised session of bean flicking among females, whether friends or otherwise. A 'conductor' is generally required to lead proceedings and maintain a steady rhythm.
Screw this tap dancing crap, let's go have a CBF girls!
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