CATOS 

Acronym standing for "Chuckling Amusingly To One's Self".

Used primarily in text language when replying to a joke that is not funny enough to warrant 'laugh out loud' but makes you smile or chuckle to yourself.
laughter
LOL
chuckle

text

person 1 txt: man walks into a bar....ouch
person 2 replies: CATOS :o)

CATOS by mk 2 jag September 7, 2011

chillin catos 

someone that is or is being chillin catos. Something thats good and dont have a problem with.

russ-dude u threw up on my shirt man not chillin catos

john- bro im sorry what can i do to make this chillin catos

chillin catos by lil pnut November 18, 2010

Catastrophear

To feel an exaggerated fear or concern about something.

"Don't worry bro, she's gonna come back soon! Don't catastrophear!"

"I don't like to catastrophear. This situation could be worse"

Catastrophear by Phil-OoO October 7, 2016

catasterpiece

(n): something that's so terribly messed-up, it could not possibly have been done worse, even on-purpose. Often the result of trying to cover-up a previous wrongdoing

When Claude tried to glue the broken statue back together before his boss returned, he glued the arm on the wrong side. It was a true catasterpiece.

catasterpiece by dick vendor November 22, 2011

Catesexual 

Attraction to Cate Blanchett

Friend: are you bisexual?
No, I'm Catesexual

Catesexual by lilcloudgirl January 17, 2021

catastrophic success 

An event or product that attracts so much interest and attention that it exceeds its own sustaining capacity, resulting in the inability of the organization to respond to demand.

The new product was such a hit that the store ran out, resulting in angry crowds destroying the mall. It was a catastrophic success for the company.

catastrophic success by ohlms March 10, 2009

cartoshka 

1. Potato in Russian
2.A gluttonous and slothful person

Jonny: yo its a Saturday night lets go out and get some girls

Anthony: Wouldn't you rather get a an ill meal instead

Jonny: are you serious? Stop acting like a cartoshka

cartoshka by J. Barber August 22, 2009