Oh that woman is such a cat ! She tries to have sex with my boyfriend all the time.
They say that girl was in an orgy the other night. If that is true.. well, she's a cat.
the hottest chick you willl evvvver see or meet.
she turns gay guys straight. a lot of ugly ass bitches are jealous because they want to look like her.
she is every guys helen.
girl: omg i wish i looked like her, but i'm an ugly bitch!
The cats lived in an upsidedown house made of mirrors and ice and they were mexican.
They have a pool in the back with a demon cow and they are never going to remodel their house because cats don't remodel they meow.
There used to be 27 cats but now there's only 26 because one got hit by an airplane.
And the rest of that cats work for the FBI of cats and they track down the bad cats that kill other cats because they hate cats that arent those certain cats that sell them drugs. To get high so the cats can feel like not cats.
but all the cats are secretly giraffes named God.