n. Chronic Ass-Rape Syndrome; a condition characterized by the inflamatio of the rectal area after excessive or continuous insertions due to unwanted anal sex. Causes general discomfort and possibly acute pain. In rare, severe cases, surgery is needed to repair the anal cavity. Found generally in males and females of low self-esteem or those easily influenced by alcohol and/or "date rape" drugs. There is no know cure for this condition, however, if symptoms are found, see a doctor immediately for possible treatment and discontinue the drinking of alcohol at parties to avoid entering a situation in which you could be anally raped.
"HAHAHAH did you hear? She has CARS from getting raped up the ass so many times!"
Men's best companion. Often referred as "My wife".
"Dude! Where's my car?"
A people shell with four wheels.
People wear these devices to give themselves super human powers, and other desirable attributes. Most notable is the ability to travel long distances very quickly.
Other powers include metal-muscles. For instance when a skinny little puerto rican fucktard
starts crying because you've slowed way below the speed limit to punish him for his tailgating, he can yell "I'll fuck you up mother fucker and slam his dashboard" without actually getting his teeth punched in.
Girl: "oh, you have a nice car"
Guy: "oh, you noticed, I'm flattered..."
something that goes, vrooooooom vroooooooooom=]
was going 120 miles per hour vroom bitchh vrooom
A place where you can have sex.
Thats the 10th girl I've slammed in my car!
Car (verb) : A shout of warning during a street hockey game. Mainly Eastern Massachusetts dialect.
When a motorist is within fifty yards of the goal, one shouts "car" and the goal is removed until the car passes. There's no need to shout '"game on" as they do in Canada, where attention spans differ.
you must have this and money in order to attract females.
Bob: you get any a** lately?
Mike: F**k yeah, ever since I got a job and a new car the b**tches are lining up.
B**tch: Hey nice car!
Mike: Back of the line Ho wait your turn.
's most bad-ass movie yet!
Bob: Hey Bill, did you see Cars last night?
Bill: Yeah it kicked butt