A key on the keyboard that tweenie girls, newbies and the mentally unstable insist on pressing and using for their entire forum post/IM/text message for reasons unknown.
Perhaps they think it looks cool
, or maybe they can't do joined-up writing yet and write in block capitals.
It is the most annoying
button in existence.
OMG LYK WHY CANT I UZ SHIFT TO LYK PROPERLY CAPITALIZE MY SENTNCES?!?!? CAPS LOCK IS JUST LYK SOOOOO COOOOL THAT I MUST TYP EVRYTINK I EVR THINK OF WIT IT???!?!
Caps lock example included at the end of my definition because UD won't let me abuse Caps Lock in the example
To be over-stated, gaudy, flashy or loud about something.
I really like this pink Hello Kitty microwave, but I don't wan't to be all capslock about my love for her.
SOMETHING VERY EASY TO PRANK WITH. IT GETS ANNOYING AFTER A WHILE. AND PEOPLE THINK YOUR YELLING AT THEM. SO YOU LOOSE A LOT OF FRIENDS. SO DONT PRANK WITH IT, OKAY?? IT HURTS PEOPLE!!
(WITHOUGHT CAPS LOCK) FRIEND- WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
(WITH CAPS LOCK STUCK) ME- SORRY, MY SISTER FIXED MY CAPS LOCK FOR A PRANK.
The System Administrator
. This is how most sys admins quickly realize who has absolutely no business using a computer. Generally will have to make deskside service calls on a regular basis because a user's password "just doesn't work." Requires a five second hit of the Caps Lock key and everything is good.
That's the fourth time in two weeks I've had to go in to deal with that compfused
idiot! Why can't he just press the caps lock key before calling me?
CAPITAL LETTERS on a computer screen which upsets people
for no real reason.
PS I wasn't even allowed to write the def in caps HAHA, I did try though.
Netguy111; HI HOW YOU GOIN????
Netguy222; Turn off the capslock, you d...weed loser, f...head!!They are very offensive, you ?)_*&^^%SHiTT!!
Netguy222; Turn 'em off, you mongrel @#$%$^&*&head!!!!!Or I'll kill ya! AHhhhhhAAAAA,
my eyes!!!!!!!I'm bliiiinndd
Son of a ^&%^$^%$...
Netguy111; Wow...I'm so sorry...
to be really angry
Man, that store charged me $20 instead of the advertised $15, and I didn't check the receipt until I got home. I'm so capslock right now!
The key on the keyboard that every n00b leaves enabled.
I IS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ0RZ0R
CUZ I YOOZ CAPS LOCK AND YUU DONT OLOLOLOLOLOLO!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Caps. Lock is a key on your keyboard located directly to the left of your 'A' key. As you know, capital letters are used for expressions that are meant to sound like they're angry or yelling, but, however..People abuse the use of the caps lock key and capitalize all of their letters to either sound excited or to be noticed. This is why a small organization has created a rule against caps lock being used for anything but the purpose for which it was created. This, is for three reasons.
1) It's incredibly obnoxious to read.
2) You just seem like you're angry all the time
3) There is no way for me to read that except for in a yelling voice.
PEOPLE WHO TYPE LIKE THIS ON EVERY SINGLE STATUS ARE INCREDIBLY ANNOYING AND NEED TO TAKE A TYPING CLASS IN WHICH THEY LEARN TO NOT ABUSE CAPS LOCK.