Traveling folk, up to now have had to suffer the vile indignation of being called "Gypo's", "Didicido's", "Tinkers" and "Pikeys". This is both insulting and rude, not to mention racist! Given the "politically correct" society we now live in and to show that we embrace all cultures, it has been decided that the correct term to use is:- Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travelers, Acronym:- C.U.N.T.'s
Boy looking out of the car window on family outying:-
Boy: "Look Mummy there's a set of C.U.N.T.'s parked up in that school sports field." Mummy: "Yes - and I'll bet the council will get them to move on as soon as they ask." Boy: "Will they leave all that mess?" Mummy: "No, they'll leave it spotless and take all that junk with them, just like the C.U.N.T.'s always do."