C.R.A.F.T. is an acronym for the phrase "Can't Remember Fucking Thing". It is also the name of one of the worst bands to bless the planet. They take classic Irish tunes and then proceed to make the crapiest shuffle rock you've ever heard. Ironically, you'll never be able to forget the band because, honestly, who can forget three guys shitting in your ear?
Son: Mommy, who is that playing that music?
Mother: Why that's C.R.A.F.T. dear.
Son: When I grow up I also want to be part of the shittiest band ever created.
symptoms may include: Questioning ones existance, loss of words, loss of items, repeating previous statements, loss of money, the inability to formulate sentences, repeating previous statements, loss of pants and repeating previous statements.
School: "I did horrible on that test because I had CRAFT."
Work: "I have CRAFT today, please remind me when the deadline is."
Everyday: "She can't remember my name, she must have a permenant case of CRAFT"
Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.
Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.
Aaah for Fuck sake I keep having a C.R.A.F.T moment.
v. to steal, in an underhanded way, usually from a friend/acquaintance.
That bitch just left and crafted my lighter.
cant remember a fucking thing
i suffer from c.r.a.f.t.
(verb) To play Starcraft, a real-time strategy computer game created by Blizzard.
"Hey man, want to craft tonight?"
"Yeah, I need to work on my micro."
A pathological liar. Constantly telling lies and story's just to make himself likable a more interesting.
I made a new friend I hope he isnt a Craft.
Don't believe anything he says hes a Craft.
Your my friend I wish you weren't a Craft.
"Had way too much to drink last night, woke up completely CRAFTed"
"Am in a state of CRAFT"