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D.E.C.I.B 

An acronym for one of the great laws of the universe,"Don't Eat Cookies In Bed." This is a good law to follow seeing that a bed of cookies makes and uncomfortable sleep.
Kid:(brings cookies into bedroom)
Mother:"D.E.C.I.B"

Person1: "That was a crappy sleep"
Person2: "D.E.C.I.B"
D.E.C.I.B by Rusty Musty November 13, 2006

C I M B J 

Last night my girlfriend gave me a C I M B J.
C I M B J by WesternFish September 24, 2009

I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a 

I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a means “I’ve been broken so many times I just can’t take it anymore”.
Bro I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a I just can’t..

i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s. 

I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung,
Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, gross, look
She's just so, black
i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s.

I.w.b.o.y.d.t.y.c.i.m 

I will bounce on your dick till you cum in me
Girl: I.w.b.o.y.d.t.y.c.i.m 😏😏
Boy: 😮💨😮💨😮💨

h.s.d.c.i.r.i.y.b 

A term used when encountering a mega hot babe, translating to "Hey sexy daddy can I ride in your bucket".
When I saw them I immediately thought to myself h.s.d.c.i.r.i.y.b.
h.s.d.c.i.r.i.y.b by fartnuggetalm February 22, 2023