THE SICKESET BAND EVER!
its awesome-ness is so vast that its full potential could just destroy everything in existence.
that's why it is really underground.
because if it was well known then the universe might collapse upon itself with the mere mindblowing-ness of its sounds.
guy #1: dude did you see that C.H.I.V.E.R.S concert last night?
guy #2: aw totally man! My mind was blown!!!!
guy #1: I was raped!!!