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C.F.L.S. 

Chronic Fatigue Lethargia Syndrome: When one is sporadically overcome with the inability to do a damn thing.
Mom: Do the dishes. Your sister made the dinner.
Son: No bitch. I ain't doin the dishes. My C.F.L.S. is kickin in.
C.F.L.S. by Drea Marie April 7, 2007

M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L 

Mother I'd like to kiss and would consider fucking later.
No, Matthew. She's just a M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L
M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L by milfknowers November 9, 2010

r.m.t.y.c.f.y.l 

Ride me till you can't feel your legs
"R.M.T.Y.C.F.Y.L"

"ok LMAO"
r.m.t.y.c.f.y.l by _your_girlfriend_ February 22, 2020

C.M.F.L. 

Chasing Mummies For Life. It's an association for people who want's to live life to the fullest in the most creative and unique way possible.

Once believed to have conspiracies with Denny's because of the same logo from CMFL which is "All day. Everyday."
James: So what are we doing tomorrow?

Chris: We're chasin' mummies because we're in the C.M.F.L.
C.M.F.L. by tofuDolphin August 12, 2010
A rival extremist opponent of the ultimately superior I.F.H.C. Formed in 2007, this cantankerous, crotchety and often ornery group rarely play by any rules. The I.F.L.C members odd-ball antics and borderline psychotic rants have drawn the disdain and skepticism of many.

As just a small example of the atrocities committed by the I.F.L.C - In 1997, under the veil and secrecy of a different name, they were cited by W.H.O for horrible and indecent crimes against Guacamole.

Through the struggles of the I.F.H.C - the fight for the freedom of Guacamole rages to this day.

This group has also been known to turn Pesto into Pestilence.
"The I.F.L.C are sheer lunatics. If Guantanamo wasn't so damn full already, we'd be locking these people up and throwing away the key." ~George W. Bush to C.N.N News~
The I.F.L.C (I F*^kin' Love Cilantro - Facebook Group)is a rival extremist opponent of the ultimately superior I.F.H.C. Formed in 2007, this cantankerous, crotchety and often ornery group rarely play by any rules. The I.F.L.C members odd-ball antics and borderline psychotic rants have drawn the disdain and skepticism of many.

As just a small example of the atrocities committed by the I.F.L.C - In 1997, under the veil and secrecy of a different name, they were cited by W.H.O for horrible and indecent crimes against Guacamole.

Through the struggles of the I.F.H.C - the fight for the freedom of Guacamole rages to this day.

This group has also been known to turn Pesto into Pestilence.

"The I.F.L.C are sheer lunatics. If Guantanamo wasn't so damn full already, we'd be locking these people up and throwing away the key." ~George W. Bush to C.N.N News~