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1. C.A.U.C.
acronym: complete and utter cunt

An abbreviated term for a person who is the is the highest category of wankerdom. Most repulsive and detestable character you can imagine. Abbreviation works best in text/email correspondence.
Robert Kilroy Silk is a C.A.U.C.

She was behaving like a C.A.U.C.
by Holly Feb 16, 2005 add a video
2. C.A.U.C.
C.A.U.C. is an acronym representing the “Caucasian American Understanding Coalition” -- a group formed for a symbolic youth rally in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, where young Caucasian men apologized in solidarity for years of African American oppression.
Get your C.A.U.C. on, brothers and sisters!
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