Someone who mentally still lives in the 1980's-early 1990's era of large hair,Wild parties, past Drinking and drugging,womanizing, Harleys, fast cars, ocassional problems with the law and absolutely no plans to change it.
It can be a good thing and also very bad.
Derived from "cock-rocker"
invented in 1992.
"Man that party was C-Rock as hell!" ADJ.
"We were acting like some seriousC-Rockers at the club brother!"
ex. If Poison or Motley Crue would do it, it is probably C-Rock.
person b: "wow, that's very crocker of you..."
person a: "let's go get hammered."
person b: "i can't, i have to make white chocolate brownies for maggie's bake sale at school tomorrow."
person a: "don't be so fucking crocker, jen."
when your girlfriend tries to bake you a birthday cake but fails miserably
when your friend can't make the bar tonight because he promised to babysit his nieces
when your sister surprises you with a deformed scrapbook
Guy two: Are you kidding? I had amazing keg parties every weekend at my parents mansion while they were off in Bali!
Guy One: You are a joke.
Guy two: Man I loved getting smashed in 6th grade, how cool am I?!