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C-Love A viral strand of an STD resulting in a severe rash, warts or open sore most common after a sexual encounter with Courtney Love. Statistics show by 2015 more than 63% of the state of California will be infected by the C-Love Virus. Side affects may include raspy ciggarette voice, attention deprived antics, and delusions of stardom. Condoms may protect against aids, pregnancy and many other std's but C-Love burns through rubber.
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