Buttjay 

Inasmuch is an HJ induces male ejaculation by stimulating with the hands and a BJ induces male ejaculation by stimulating with the mouth, a Buttjay induces it using the sweet, sweet butt.

Caroline was so into buttjays that when she sat around the house she literally sat around the house.

Buttjay by Leftenant_Beej July 2, 2009

butthay 

A term used in disgust when describing something you really don't want or had to do.

Butthay, I really liked the suppository they gave me just before the procedure!

Butthay, we didn't have to sit in the sewage that long!!!

butthay by Jamfetto March 24, 2009

buttjazz

The mixture of sweat and farts to create a rlly bad smell

You smell like buttjazz

buttjazz by SeaHawkr8 March 15, 2021

buttjam 

Any act by which a person forcibly oppresses any object into an area or concept whereby that object is obviously too large to fit. Also, when a dim-witted co-worker invariably and frequently, without warning, inserts his/her unwelcome or grossly irrelevant comments or discretions into a coversation they aren't welcome to joining, often occuring during water-cooler meetings.

I wish Henry wouldn't buttjam his jobs into production because it really throws our workflow off.

Why is Henry always butt-jamming his dumb remarks into our happy-hour coversations?

buttjam by Chris Griego January 12, 2006

Buttjaculate 

A situation that occurs involuntarily after getting assrammed full of baby gravy, and subsequently squeezed/hugged so tightly, you effectively ejaculate from your anus.

Zaq: Ack, what is this stuff all over the place?
Ara: Sorry, got gay earlier and Kaz ran up and gave me a hug before I had time to clean out. Made me buttjaculate on the floor.

Buttjaculate by Arashiin October 24, 2018

buttray 

the love of my life

“chase” he's my buttray and the love of my life

buttray by lovebuttray September 14, 2020

crackbaby buttjacker

one who jacks crackbabys and butts

i was in the mall when all of the sudden a crackbaby buttjacker took my butt and my crackbaby

crackbaby buttjacker by dfsaf November 25, 2007