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The penetration of a cellular phone into ones anus.
A back and forth motion is always applied in this act. Buttifs are usually done with the application of lubrecation. This is a form of sodomy and should be done with a professional. Make sure to consult a doctor before commit this act for it can cause --> runny ass,dry mouth,upset stomach,leaking tender thigh juices,bleeding anal cavity,massive dirreah,your face on you-tube,laughed at by the myspace community,parents disowning you and selling all of your items on ebay and calling you there 2nd daughter, and death. Buttif ; verb Bob : Well the kids are gone...... pause Ralf: Well ....... pause Bob: Do you want to try this new game called "Buttif ?" Ralf: Scratching head ...whats "Buttif"? Bob: Let me show you silly laughing and going to the bed room and getting a cellphone Bob: Im back Ralf: I missed you Bob: I was only gone for a few minutes, hun Ralf: But I missed you crying and masturbating 1 hour later Ralf: Crying Ahhhhhhh that hurt , ahhh It feels like im pooping every time I sit down.. tears Bob: I still have a signal smiling |
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