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1.
Cheese exiting through your butthole. Can be liquid, like nachos, or chunky, like blue cheese. Usually causes the feeling of constipation.
I can't have sex with all this Butthole Cheese on my ass!

My Butthole Cheese is preventing me from pooping.
by dontflicktheknockers February 11, 2012