When a man takes a woman out to Dairy Queen, orders a hamburger, and eats with laxitives. He orders the female a chocolate ice cream sundae, and when she is done, the male poops into the cup, and they eat it with spoons like a "Butterscotch Sundae"
"Boy Beau, you should have seen the size of this butterscotch sundae that Twyla and I ate last night"
"Man I hate that couple, I wish they eat a butterscotch sundae and die!"
Employee: Welcome to Dairy Queen, may I take your order?"
Customer: "I'll have a butterscotch sundae please."
Employee: "Sure thing!"
Customer "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??!!"