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You were gone forever yesterday cause you were all the way in butt fuck Egypt!!
by Elena June 09, 2003
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A place far out of the way. Rural.
I be pimpin this ho, but damn, she be livin out in buttfuck egypt!
by Xerobull November 29, 2002
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Being no where good.
I was stuck out in Butt Fuck Egypt, w/ Sadam Hussane.
by dawn johnston December 29, 2003
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East of the Mississippi River, North of the Ohio River, West of Indiana, and South of Interstate 64. A.k.a, Where I live. A.k.a, Southern Illinois*.

*Southern Illinois is often referred to as 'Little Egypt,' so this makes more sense :P
Random person: Where are you from?
Me: BFE.
Random person: Wtf?
Me: Butt Fuck Egypt.
Random person: ...Wtf?
Me: Southern Illinois.
Random person: Ohh..you poor creature..
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BUTT FUCK EGYPT The one and only definition according to my 102 year old grandfather who coined the phrase back in the Great War when he was stationed in in the middle of the desert in Egypt and was craving human sexual relief.
Flippity floo I aint had no people "tang" since I dun got put here in the middle of Butt Fuck Egypt.
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anywhere considered a long walk away
wanna go to the park?? No!! its in butt fuck egypt...
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Far far away from you're destonation.
Damn you live in buttfuckegypt.
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