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When you do not want anyone to know you farted. "Hey Joe did you just fart?"
"No man, my ass has a cold and just butt coughed"! |
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When you're standing over a putt and are unable to hold a fart in. Much like an uncontrollable cough. As Joe Witterall stood over the 3-footer to win the Penn-York league golf championship, he was unable to hold in his butt cough, causing him to lip out the putt.
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