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1.
A term for either explosive diarrhea or severe constipation.
"I"m sorry Sparkle Bear, but we can't have sex tonight. I'm still really, REALLY backed up you know where" said Bradley in a sheepish tone. "DON'T SPARKLE BEAR ME MRS. BI-POLAR HOLE! FOR WEEKS YOU COULDN'T STOP SHITING AND NOW THIS! THIS! YOUR BUTT DRAMA IS TEARING OUR LIFE APART!!!!" Winston screamed out as he ran from the bedroom into the cold New England night wearing nothing more then a tiara and "Charo" the chihuahua.
by MR.ZERO July 26, 2011