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Getting caught masturbating a la Pee Wee Herman
Suzie: I caught Mark bustin' a Pee Wee. He had his dingus in one hand and a picture of Jennie in the other.

Cat: You better dump that jackass before he two times you with your best friend.
by Davy B January 15, 2010

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