Top Definition
The way everyone speaks nowadays when they dont want to cause offence.

What you think: Jeeez you are fucking pissing me off

Business Speak: I am sorry but this is silly and I feel offended.

What you think: This cheeky cunt needs a good kicking in

Business Speak: I am sorry but you are being rude and I am afraid I going to have to take further action. This is not a threat Im just telling you like it is.
When talking Business Speak it is essential you maintain a low, uncaring, monotonous voice and never let yourself become emotional.
by Goth Doll October 28, 2016

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