| 1. | Business Coke | ||
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A diet coke that is drank in a corporate environment for the purpose of improving efficiency. Business cokes must be consumed when wearing at least business casual, and in cancer-inducing quantities. "Got a lot to do today?"
"I did, but I just shotgunned four business cokes. This shit is pringles." "I'm sorry, you're going to have to quit your job in investment banking. You have business coke-induced cancer. Business cancer." |
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