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An office prank in which a co-worker forgets to lock their workstation and walks away and someone changes their background to a google image if Burt Reynolds nude on a bearskin rug for them to admire in all its hairy glory when they get back. Matt: Dude Alex went to move his car.
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Verb, one syllable. To own or dominate. Dude got Burted so hard his ancestors changed their names to Reynolds.
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Sound of a fart in a bathtub. Taking a bath with your lady and Burt. You say you called.
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A sophisticated language founded in Abu Dhabi, UAE by leading underground linguistics. burger --> BURGHURGHUR?!?!
hurghada ---> HURGHURGURGUR?!?!?! Shawerma ---> SHWURMUR?!?!?! burt ---> BURTURDUR?!?! |
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To relax or sleep after a long day or getting turnt up. I was burted last night.
All he does is smoke and burt. |
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The Burt (ϴ) is a derived unit of energy or work in the International System of Burt. It is equal to the energy expended (or work done) in applying a force of one Bubble (ø) through a distance of one FWOOSH! (☄), or in passing a current of one Egg (⊗) through a resistance of one Potato (♨) for one second, or in a passage of audible pique (☹) for one second. One Burt (ϴ) = 1(ø x ☄) = (((kg x ☄) / (s^2)) x ☄) = ((kg(☄^2))/(s^2)) = (((⊗)x(♨)) x (☄^3)) = 1(☹ x s)
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A name given to a personal item of electrical technology, such as a laptop, smartphone or notebook that has a mind of its own, due to being riddled with viruses. Friend 1- "My laptopsplaying up" Friend 2- "yea you've got yourself a Burt there mate" got a mind of his own has Burt
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