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1.
you shit in one of the girls nostrils after ass sex then jizz in the other then open your mouth in front of her nose when she sneezes
Man I had the greatest Burrito Sneezer yesterday.

I wanna get a Burrito Sneezer from Mrs. Miklosky.
by Kip and Caolan January 12, 2005