and said, "Something is wrong, something smells BURNY."
For the 100th time it was dinner boiling over in the oven. ... BURNY
Guy 2: "Is that a question, dog? Green Apple Burny is the only answer!"
Guy 1: "Aw, fuck it dude! Let's just pay $5 more and get some Smirnoff."
ie. - We were minding our own business when some Burny's rode up on horses. They told us they "don't like gays", then they lit my rainbow sticker on fire and took off!