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When one expects to be porked (have sex), but no pork actually occurs, only humiliation.
Chris: Dude, I was about to pork Jen, but her mom came in while I was taking off my pants!

Brad and Bobby: Ohhhhhhh burnt pork!!
by ridonkulousridonks September 21, 2012