| 1. | Rabbie Burns | ||
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Robert or Rabbie Burns (never Robbie!English take note!)
Scotlands Most celebrated poet, the true Bard,A true man of the people wrote some cracking poems and songs.Liked a good drink and a good lookin lassie.Rumoured to have 100's of decendants today due to his philandering ways!Born in Ayrshire and wrote all his work in his native Scots Tongue Every one sings a rabbie burns song every year
'Auld Lang Syne' |
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| 2. | my ass burns | ||
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instead of my eyes burn it's my ass burns my ass burns
from this poo you'd think i'd learn over these years good things can't last forever |
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| 3. | tweaker burns | ||
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1) The bleeding, oozing, scabby sores a meth addict gets when their body tries to purge the toxins through the skin and sweat glands.
2) The nasty pock marks and scars that look like burns resulting from picking at the skin in an attempt to get those imaginary tiny meth mites. "Dude, quit pickin' at your tweaker burns you make me want to puke."
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| 4. | Wes Borland | ||
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Wes Borland, formally of Limp Bizkit, Eat the Day and Big Dumb Face, is a renowned guitarist, best known for playing guitar using his fingers rather than a pick. In his time with Limp Bizkit, he played lead guitar. He and Fred Durst had issues with one another, which led to him leaving Limp Bizkit, eventually forming Black Light Burns, a supergroup currently touring after the release of their debut album, Cruel Melody. ''Mesopotamia, Mesopotamia, You fuckin' give me the creeps, you fuckin' give me the creeps...'' Wes Borland, Black Light Burns - Mesopotamia
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| 5. | August Burns Red | ||
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August Burns Red is a metalcore band founded in Pennsylvania in 2003. they get their name from one of the band names' ex's, august, threatening to burn his dog, red.
currently have 2 full lengths out and one ep. Looks Fragile After All- 2004 Thrill Seeker- 2005 Messengers- 2007 a lot of their lyrics are mainly christian, and their playing style is mainly technical, with a lot of breakdowns during songs. vocals are mostly growls and screams, along with a few clean singing. sorta hard to understand really. barbarian is my fave august burns red song :
www.myspace.com/augustburnsred |
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| 6. | Dirty Burns | ||
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A person who has brown hair and a ginger moustache. Usually seen wearing pink shirts. Dirty Burns indulges in farting regularly around people and excreting faeces around the sides of houses. A Dirty Burns is know to have a bad temper and hates loosing in anything. Excuses are always made when a loss may occur. Always give a Dirty Burns exact change when on a lunch run as they are known to keep all change. Dirty Burns can also be seen dancing like an idiot and going down on upper mangment when requested. "Where's my change you dirty burns?" "Have you been wearing the same pink shirt for the last 3 weeks?" "Stop complaining about the losing. You know you suck anyway" 'Dirty Ginger Man"
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| 7. | August Burns Red | ||
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A Christian metalcore band from Lancaster, Pennsylvania. August Burns Red isn't just another generic band in the dying metalcore genre. The music itself features technical time signatures, complex drumming, and impressive guitarwork. Their 2007 album, Messengers, features many cymbal-heavy breakdowns. August Burns Red, despite coming out onto stage in cargo shorts and flip-flops, know how to put on a good show and deliver bonejarring breakdowns.
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