Burg makes you laugh when your feeling down.
a Burg is Always there when you need him.
"That's my Burg, don't mess with him".
"Hey Burg where you been we missed you"
In wine circles the abbrevation BURG is quite common. Sometimes the term is also used for wines made from Burgundian grapes (Pinot noir etc.) grown in other countries.
How about it? Are you up for some pumpernickel burging?