Take a massive shit on your girl’s stomach and have her mold it into something that looks like a beef patty. While she’s doing that, stand above her and recite any famous quote from a king.
Friend 1: I was burger kinging Tonya last night...that girl is a freak!
Friend 2: Nice...what did you say to her while you were burger kinging her?
Friend 1: I said “I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory.” It's a quote from Alexander the Great.