* Stuffy or Runny Nose
* Urge to eat Chocolate
* Urge to miss work
* Loss or Shortness of Breath
Cause This epidemic was traced back to a programmer CBurck (patient zero). Epidemiologists tracked the strain all the way back New Orleans, LA. The strain is highly contagious and can be passed through the internet, coughing, and sharing air with a person infected.
If one comes in contact with CBurck PLEASE put a SARS mask on ASAP and avoid physical contact with the subject.
This encounter could cost you your job!