The act of receiving text messages periodically throughout the night from a pessimistic intoxicated texter who has no concept of time and or doesn't understand that their texts are unwelcome.

"4:10AM: Hey
4:27AM: What's up?
4:36AM: Srsly there like no mcdonalds open.
5:01AM: Fuck my life. Hard. Whatever you want to say, say.

5:05AM: I hope I die soon. Hopefully."