Accountant: You asked me that 5 minutes ago, and only gave me the work 6 minutes ago! GIVE ME A BREAK
Head Accountant: I think your attitude towards your work demands a private meeting... NOW.
Accountant: Don't you want this task done? I thought we were supposed to be busy?
Head Accountant: *gormless look* walks to meeting room
Accountant to colleague: I'll be back in an hour or two - I've just been Bungled again!