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It is a blumpkin, a blow job given to a male while he is on the toilet, given by a relative. Being that it is a relative that is giving the oral sex which is considered redneck gives the term its beginning because country bumpkin is virtually synonymous with redneck. Guy 1: Why do you look so happy?
Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat. Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby. Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday. |
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