Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat.
Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby.
Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday.
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