A stupid, incompetent person. Somebody who is totally uncomprehending and unaware of basic requirements in a range of social contexts. Also, somebody who is incapable of performing routine tasks.
Used in parts of Australia as a noun ("You're a bumper, mate!") and occasionally as an adjective, e.g "He supports a bumper football team."
"That bloke is useless, He's a total bumper!"
"He's too much of a bumper to ever work that out!"
"Only a bumper wouldn't be able to do that."
"That's a bumper thing to do!"
A small device for dispensing doses of cocaine or crank.
Yo man, lemme see that bumper, I need to get my ass lifted.
A kiss ass party classified by a small group of awesomely intoxicated college or high school students. Normally employing loud music, innumerable amounts of alcohol, and the possible, yet probable use of marijuana. ( A small rager
Hey, we're having a bumper at my house tonight, bring your shit.
A 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor.
Pick me up a bumper of Micky's from the store.
(London UK black Slang) A woman with realy petruding curves, ie: Enormouse tits and/or giant round arse. My type of woman.
I would love to bone Sherell! She's BUMPER man!
Slang: A person, usually male, who is 'special', particularly clumsy while multi-tasking (ie talking and walking down stairs). Would benefit with the addition of protective padding, hence the name 'Bumpers'.
Watch your drinks, here comes Bumpers
The indigenous Australian (Aboriginal) word for a discarded cigarette end that contains enough tobacco to be lit and enhaled.
"Ehhhh Cuz, gudda bumper, bruz?"
"Carn Cuz, gis ya bumper--- Darnt put it out in the bin, bruss, garn hafta gettim out cuz. Carn gissa bumper bruz?"