Black and blistered hot dogs resembling an infected bum penis. Typically cooked over an open fire while camping and enjoyed with an ice cold coors light.
Hey man, I could really go for a solid bum dick tonight.
by Mugalation February 20, 2011
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An extremely lazy and unproductive person; a penis that has lost its ability to become erect
Hey Doc, get off the couch and quit being such a bum dick today, we have a lot of work to do.
I took a girl home from the bar last night but nothing happened because I had a severe case of bum dick.
by abo44 December 14, 2011
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A male of any race that has an amazing penis but their own financial gain so the female finances him.
She met this guy who always needs money but offers his bum dick in return.
by Igothemdefs October 19, 2017
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(walks into locker room) "man, it smells like a bum's dick in here.
by jbsmells May 4, 2009
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being taken advantage of or tricked by a drunken Bum.
A bum sits outside a conveniance store. hes asks an unsuspecting person (Melvin) to by him some beer. (Melvin) says OK, gimme the money. Bum says "Im to drunk to take it out of my pocket can you grab it for me?"...........and you can guess who gets bum dicked from here.
by Peter Frampton May 2, 2006
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Slang for the act of homosexual anal sex.
Lol, those guys are totally gay, Dick-Bum-Dick if you ask me.
by Johnny Buck March 21, 2005
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Triffelin hoe who doesn't care who's dick, how many dicks, or where those dicks have been. Her only goal is a dick in the face. And enjoys keeping those rewards for as long as possible by not brushing, flossing, or rinsing. Then proceeds to engage in as much group contact and conversation as possible so she can brag by exuding her bum Dick Breath on all. All of which she does while exclaiming she's not that kind of girl.
Jesus Christ can you believe that bitches bum Dick Breath. Seriously she should go talk to a wall or get into a fight with a toothbrush. What a foul ass hoe.
by 69hammy69 February 17, 2022
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