| 1. | Bum Hand | ||
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Simply when your hand smells of bum. Due mainly to having too little toilet paper and being too vigorous on the wipe. Man1: "Pleased to meet you kind sir".
Man2: (Smells Hand) "Fuck me you have obviously wiped your arse with little paper and much vigour, this has given you 'bum hand'. Can I suggest you wash your hands before serving anymore canapes". |
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