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An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.
Jesus my arse is sore! Bastard Bum Goblin!
by Baron Of Stuff November 06, 2007
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a gnarled little turd that bites you on the way out.
after a fiery chilli meal
by Rory September 14, 2003
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It is basically all the gothic kids and all the kids that are rich but dress like they live in a dumpster and do not take showers
Look at the bum goblins
by BUMP crew April 29, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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