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The sprinkles of fecal matter, rolled up tissue and odd arse crack pube that is often found left on the back of the toilet seat post-poo. Usually left behind by an over-enthusiastic wiper. (Often confused with Chuff Nuts which are bum crumbs that remain attached to the crack hair) Yeh I noticed I'd left a shit-ton of bum crumbs behind; looked like someone had been eating a chocolate biscuit over the back of the bog.
Ah fuck! Dave's left a load of bloody bum crumbs around the toilet again. That guy needs to stop wiping his arse like he's trying to polish his Rusty Sheriff's Badge. Dirty bastard! |
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the crust left behind in your butthole, from feces. usually in small pieces, like a loose dingleberry. I farted one day, and I had bum crumbs all in my underwear.
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The rolled up toilet paper crumbs left behind your backside on the toilet seat. dirty toilet seat,clean your bum crumbs off the toilet!
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Small pieces of shit left on your ass when wet farting, squirting power poops, or wiping like a retard. Stevie has no thumb and leaves bum crumbs when he attempts to wipe his shit off his ass.
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the crust left behind in your butthole, from feces. usually in small pieces, like a loose dingleberry. I farted one day, and I had bum crumbs all in my underwear.
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