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1.
1. An asshole eating a pistachio.
2. Something totally bogus.

opposite of beastachio
1. Look at Eric eating that pistachio, totally bullockstachio.
2. COD 8 is only for wii??? That's BULLOCKSTACHIO!!!!
by barackobama1138thx April 03, 2011