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2.
Blindsided. Caught by total surprise. Publicly embarassed.
Her boyfriend was cheating on her....she was totally bullocked!!
by DocsDeb May 05, 2010
 
1.
Trying to hang yourself but being unable to even kick the chair from beneath you. Variations: (Randy Bullocked)
guy 1 : did you hear the texans shitty field goal kicker tried to kill himself after those misses Sunday.

Guy2: No . What happened.

guy1; he couldnt even kick the chair out from under him

Guy 2: LOL his suicide attempt was Bullocked.
by freespin66 November 24, 2013