-Random outbursts, talking about how much they hate "drama".
-Begging for picture comments.
-Telling people about how they had fun hanging out with their friends that day. As if any sane person really gives a shit.
-Announcements of new: about me, pictures, blog, headline, display name, music section, who I'd like to meet, etc.
-Random song lyrics (usually to a really retarded song).
-Conversations with the poster's friend(s), because they don't have the common sense to use the message or comment function.
-A survey detailing points of your life that nobody gives a fuck about.
-Bragging about how they got a new phone, camera, iPod, etc.
-The ultimate "shoot-me-in-the-head-right-now" breed of bulletins, chain letters. These usually are comprised of a stupid, made-up story about someone dying, and how their ghost will come back to murder you if you don't repost. They can also be about some horrendously sappy love story ending with "REPOST THIS AS "AWW" AND U WILL GET KISSED BY UR CRUSH ON FRIDAY; IF U DONT REPOST, U WILL BE A VIRGIN FOR THE NEXT SEVEN YEARS AND SEVEN DAYS".
Subject: at (censored)'s
Body: fdsfjsodiufsjfos leaving sooooooooooooooooooon :}
Subject: COMMENT MY NEW PIX
Body: xomment my new pix
Body: yooooo like the stupid ccd took my phone away like wtf shes not my mom but itsk i forgive her hahahahahakkkk almost homeeeee talk onlineee or txtttt yeeeeeyyyy
Body: talk to me <3
Subject: so waht do u do..
Body: when u kno what is bad for u
is what u want..
Or they continually post bulletins about their new pictures, begging for picture comments.
The worst is probably those that love to post bulletins about how if you post this you'll get a million dollars or a boyfriend.
Bulletins posted by bulletin whores usually have very bad grammar and lots of spelling mistakes.
"Subject: LYK OH EM GEEE
Body: i lYK havv n3w pics.
go c0mmment slUUts."
Person 2- Yeah, she's the biggest bulletin whore i've ever seen!
Person 1- Thats for sure.