Bulldogs are typically wrinkly and physically unfit, giving them a rounded physique. Most are short and stout in stature, though it is not uncommon to find a taller version. Despite their physically unattractive appearance, bulldogs have a very magnetic, charismatic, and friendly personality. It is this personality that attracts their younger partners. Of course, money helps as well. They are often described by their admirers as "cute" but rarely "handsome", "hot", or "sexy".
Bulldogs often fall prey to young women who lead them on and take advantage of their friendly nature and financial security.
How does a bulldog like him pull a chick like her?
I think that bulldog over there is making eyes at you. Invite him over so he will buy us some drinks.
Man...Where are all the hot guys? All I see in here are a bunch of bulldogs.
A male version of the female cougar.
Guy "Nice to meet your daughter, Sir."
Boss "Shes not my daughter shes my girlfriend, moron, my daughter is 7 years older than her."